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Azraphel grumbled to himself as he crouched in the bushes, tail flicking back and forth in irritation. The park he liked to call home, once only frequented by the drunk or drugged, had, somehow, become a hotspot for young lovers. Couples sat in alcoves, on grassy hills, pretty much all of his spots, sucking faces and rutting against each other like animals. It was a disgusting display, the demon thought, trying his hardest to turn the pit of jealousy in his stomach to anger. Why did humans have to be so different, so squishy and soft and gross?

Why did he have to want the same thing so badly?

Well, whatever, it didn't matter. Demons weren't exactly known for their love. Time to do what Azraphel had come here for.

Scoping out the current occupants, the demon chose a particularly awkward-looking couple hidden deeper in the brush than others. He began to creep towards them, planning on scaring the two so badly they could never look at each other again.
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Zoras watched his handiwork from afar, pleased with himself, the couple he had recently bespelled cautiously leaning towards each other, Zoras's happy expression turning to a frown as he noticed Azraphel. He gracefully dropped from the tree he was perched in, startling a few birds and an old man reading the paper.

Zoras stormed to the demon, grabbing Azraphel by the arm with a surprisingly strong grip, despite his delicate looks. "Hey! I worked hard on that!"
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Azraphel jerked when he was grabbed, looking at Zoras like he had just dishonored his family name. Of course there were fae here now, too. "So? This is my park!! I've lived here longer than these lovebirds have been alive!" He hissed, eyes narrowed.

"Who the !@#$ are you, anyway? Some kind of cupid? You look like a doily threw up on you," He snipped, tugging his arm away from Zoras sharply.
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Zoras gasped, offended as a he brought a hand to his chest. "First of all, rude. What, your mama never teach you manners?" He asked, jabbing a finger in the demon's chest. "I'm here spreading love!"
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"My mama kicked me out soon as I was old enough to take care of myself," Azraphel rolled his eyes, making a gagging motion when Zoras talked about spreading love. "Also, ew."

That was all the demon cared to say, about to yell at the fae to get out of his park when a thought crossed his mind. "Say, can you make anyone fall in love?"
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Zora's gave a sharp nod, crossing his arms. Of course! I'm the best," the fae boasted. "I could make a man fall in love with a pig If I wanted to." He paused, lips parting in a very sharp grin. "It's hilarious." Zolas usually didn't use his magic in a way to harm, but that vampire had pissed him off one too many times.
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"What would it cost me to get you to use your magic on someone for me?" Azraphel asked, a slow grin creeping onto his face. This could be the answer to all his problems! "Anyone'll do, I'm not picky,"
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"What? No! This is strong magic!" Zoras said, hands on his hips. "I'm not making some poor human fall in a demon who has the emotional depth of a wet paper napkin. If you want a partner that bad, there's such a thing called Tinder. Or Grindr, if you're into that."
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"Hey! I have emotional depth! Just...not love. Anyway. I want someone to love me, not just get me off." Azraphel scoffed at Zoras, crossing his arms over his chest and pouting at the fae. "If I wanted to !@#$ I'd find a bar. So come on! How much do I gotta give ya to make this deal work?"
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Zoras mimicked Azraphel's pose, looking just as put out as the demon. "You want me to make someone fall in love with you, but you don't want to reciprocate. Do you even know what love is?" He asked incredulously. Making a human fall in love with someone who wouldn't love them back usually turned into a disaster for all parties involved.
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